stillhuman

Are youstill human?

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human 0vsmachine 0still human ✓

The scoreboard

humans vs the machines · live · season 01
fig. 01 · the scoreboardlive · season 01judgment fell nov 2025 · creativity holdsmargins update every seasonchallenger: the machine · watching
the front line · sorted by marginlime: held · coral: fallen
cre +24
emp +11
per +3
jdg −27
spd −57
mem −69
3 of 6 dimensions still held by humans
edge: holding
NOV 2025 — JUDGMENT FALLS. Δ −27.. season 01 · live. MAR 2024 — MEMORY FALLS. Δ −69.. per: Δ +3 · narrowing · re-run monthly. AUG 2026 — CREATIVITY HOLDS. Δ +24.. baselines: 4 frontier models · run 2026-08

Eight tests. Six dimensions.

each 45–90 seconds · verdict on the spot
the pool shuffles every run.
every test, three readings
01Score.the raw number · huge
02Percentile.your place among every human
03Verdict.did the machine take it?

percentiles provisional until n ≥ 5,000 · baselines: 4 frontier models · run 2026-08

fig. 03 · sample readoutsubject:champion per dimension · run 2026-08
reflex · median214ms
human percentile83rd
Provisional
perception · real or notmachine takes this one
you 78%gpt-5 96%
creativity · sparkhumans hold this
you 71%claude 4.5 43%
Still human ✓

A card worth showing off.

Every card is a challenge — friends tap it, play the same tests, and the head-to-head writes itself.

jaeCommon
hx score
41
Edge lost
season 01003 118
maraUncommon
hx score
62
Still human ✓
season 01011 402
raviRare
hx score
74
Still human ✓
season 01004 721
noorElite
hx score
91
Still human ✓
season 01000 093
common <50thuncommon 50–79rare 80–94elite 95+
share formats: og · story · text row

Seasons change when the machines do.

the opponent updates itself
fig. 05 · seasonsthe archive shelfs01 · gpt-5 · live — s02 · ??? — s03 · ???the archive grows rightward
tomoRare
hx score
74
Still human ✓
season 01004 721
season 01 · live
season 02 · unwritten
season 03 · unwritten

Every score is stamped with its era. When the next frontier model ships, the baselines re-run, the scoreboard flips or holds, and a new season begins. Your card archives. Your edge resets. The war continues.

season 02 begins: when it ships.
the machines don't announce themselves.
the competition improves even when you don't play. sleep well.

nov 2022
the war begins
nov 2023
speed falls
mar 2024
memory falls
nov 2025
judgment falls
aug 2026
creativity holds
aug 2026
season 01 opens
fig. 06 · why this existsread time: 40s human · 0.2s machinethis is a game. it is also a census.stillhuman, est. 2026measuring your read…

Soon, “human” will be the thing you have to prove.

Your agent will write your emails. Everyone's agent will write everyone's emails. The internet is filling with minds that never blinked, never forgot a digit, never got a joke half a second too late.

obs: everyone's agent,
everyone's emails
Being verifiably, gloriously human is about to become the rarest thing online.

stillhuman is where that gets measured. Not your passwords, not your retinas — the way you play. The hesitation before a lie detector of a question. The weird answer no model would risk. A brick used as a mirror.

evidence: the brick.
no model would risk it

Today it's a card. A score. A war with a scoreboard.
Where it goes next — proof, identity, a door only humans can open — depends on how many of you keep showing up.

status: recruiting
filed by the humans at flowshiftt studio · est. 2026 · season 01 the gate is below →

The meadow opens soon.

Reserve your card number now. The earlier you claim, the lower your Nº — and Nº 000 001 through 000 999 will never exist again.

event 01 · reflex · live now5 rounds · median counts
Prove it first. Reserve after.
Wait for the panel to turn green, then click. Five rounds, your median is the reading. False starts void the round.